1. Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?

-     Yes, yes I do.

2. Would you do meth if it was legal?

-     Ugh, no thank you.  I don't do ANY type of drug, not even weed.  Not interested in being any more out of my mind than I already am.

3. Abortion: for or against it?

-     For.  I'm a baby-hating fetus killer who believes in population control because the world already has too many people, and doesn't believe in saddling a child with an unhappy life because their parent(s) weren't ready for the responsibility.  That being said, if you're going to stick it out til the third trimester, sorry Charlie, too late to back out now.  You had 6 months to decide.  It's a baby now, not an option.

4. Do you think the world would fail with a female president?

-     Nope.  I think it's about damn time we tried something different, because look what our choices have come down to in men...

5. Do you believe in the death penalty?

-     Yes.  If they're guilty, why make the tax-paying citizens put them up for life?  If they're innocent, why make them suffer in jail waiting for a shred of hope years down the line.  If a jury has found them guilty and the crime is harsh enough, send them to whatever god they serve to let them deal it out.

6. Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?

-     Yes.  Legalize it, tax it, regulate it, and get on to more important things.

7. Are you for or against premarital sex?

-     For.  I'm of the "try it before you buy it" mentality.  Marriages usually end over one of two things: money and sex.  Eliminate the chances of having an unhappy sexual relationship by making sure you're compatible there, too, before you tie the knot.  Just play safe.

8. Do you believe in God?

-     I believe that the concept of any god is made valid by the power of the faith of the believers.  That being said, I don't believe in any gods.  I believe in faith, which is the source of miracles, and chaos, which is the source of "acts of God". 

9. Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?

-     Yes.  Marriage isn't religious.  It's legal.  The WEDDING CEREMONY is religious, so if you're gonna be a religious ass about it, ban same sex weddings.  But let them have a marriage license.

10. Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?

-     If they're gonna do it, do it right.  And learn the language, for Pete's sake.

11. A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?

-     I think the twelve-year-old's parents should immediately assume legal guardianship, and all parental rights stripped from the 12yr old.  That way (a) the child is raised by people of age with experience, (b) the 12yr old has to deal with having her rights stripped because of her stupidity, and (c) the parents have to deal with the responsibility of another child because of their stupidity in raising the first one, so they get a second chance to do it right.

12. Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?

-     Seriously?  They're doing it anyhow. 

13. Should the war in Iraq be called off?

-     Yes.  What were we there for anyhow?  I'm sorry, I've been too preoccupied with the economy crash and the invisible WMDs.  Does it have anything to do with 9-11?  Are we really accomplishing anything, anyway?

14. Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?

-     I agree it's illegal.  Oh, did you mean "should it be"?  Of course not.  Why keep people alive when they don't want to be?  Make it safe and painless, set up the paperwork so it's airtight, assist them with their final preparations like a will and such...  Even provide grief counseling for relatives and pre-suicide screenings so the intended suicidee has the chance to get help if it's determined they don't really need/want to die.  Might also encourage people who really need help dealing with life to GET it (as part of the pre-suicide screening package), instead of sequestering themselves in a lonely place and hurting themselves with a clumsy attempt on their own.

15. Do you believe in spanking your children?

-     Strike your children in discipline, and never in anger.  (That's a yes, by the way.)

16. Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?

-     Heck, I'd do it for a hundred.  The American flag is just about worthless nowadays.  Our president is a moron, our economy is in the dump, and patriotism is little more nowadays than a tool for fear-mongers and propagandists...  Seriously, before 9-11, how many of you even flew an American flag for the 4th of July, much less every day?!  How much pride does Old Glory have anymore?  How many people's flags are left flying in the rain, or are old and tattered?  Think about it. 

17. Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?

-     Eh, I'd pick Obama just for a change from the Republican regime.

18. Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?

-     If I were afraid, would I be so ballsy as to post?  I can back up everything I have to say here.